writing 2 paragraphs and then deleting them because you realize they’re totally unnecessary
behind the scenes of X-men
WAIT. WHAT?! IS THIS FOR DOFP OR ARE THESE FROM THE FIRST ONE AND WE’RE JUST SEEING THEM NOW!?
THIS FUCKING SMOKING AND SUIT KINK IS GOING TO DESTROY ME
[ I Am The Resurrection // The Stone Roses ]
I couldn’t ever bring myself to hate you as I’d like
Thomas woke to the sound of one of the hall boys knocking on doors to start off the day. That’s Simon. Lowest gets the shit jobs. Up before everyone else. He sat up and stretched cautiously. Surprisingly he felt not too bad. He figured it was because he had the first good night’s sleep since the beating. No tossing or turning as far as he could tell since he didn’t remember being awakened by the pain. If this keeps up I’ll be back to work in no time. Of course I haven’t tried to get up yet. Seems that’s where it goes wrong.
holy shit how did you know I was just craving a shaving fic?! Wish they’d gone through… Thomas, pull yourself together we all wanted to see Jimmy give you a shave.
MI6 agent Jimmy Kent has spent the last year on the trail of notorious conman Thomas Barrow, tracking him from London to Toronto to Johannesburg before finally cornering him in the warehouse district of Shanghai. But it takes a con to catch a con, and Her Majesty’s Secret Service don’t know as much as they think they do about Jimmy Kent.
“Jesus, Thomas, why did you cry? You know I hate it when you cry.”
“You had a fucking gun pointed at my head. Those better have been blanks, by the way.”
“It doesn’t matter now. I’ve got USB drives full of every secret the government’s trying to keep, and you’ve got rich friends who want to know them. We’re set for life.”
“Kiss me, baby.”
“…Why don’t we take a shower first?”
Pictures from camaelczarka and doriannegray
OH MY GOD. This… is perfect. Ahhh. AHHHHH. Gigi have I told you lately how much I freakin adore your AUs?! They’re always flawless and every detail is absolutely perfect and your way of writing the situations and characters changes so naturally depending on what time period/place you’re writing it’s fantastic.
Imagine you and your favorite character going on a camping trip and telling spooky stories by the campfire, and you tell a particularly scary story. Later, they get really scared and ask to sleep in your tent with you
Just in case you guys were wondering what I did with those Thomas and Jimmy stickers (although you probably weren’t) I used them to create the gayest phone cover ever.
Nothing like Thommy and Disco Glitter on a Sunday evening.
and yes as you can tell my art skills are pretty great
I failed general art in year 8
omfggggggg <3 haha
are you fucking kidding me this is PERFECTION