If you ever feel you’re an untalented piece of nothing, just remember you cut tomatoes better than Benedict Cumberbatch.
If I ever meet Benedict, I’ve decided I would serenade him with a set of lyrics.
Which ones though?
I’m your biggest fan
I’ll follow you until you love me
Promise I’ll be kind
But I won’t stop
Until that boy is mine
I don’t really care where you live at
Just turn around, boy, let me hit that
Don’t be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick’s at
Sorry this took so long, lolololol
There’s also this version:
/dying whale noise
how am i alive
my idea for this is:
if someone actually writes that fic
each chapter when they kill someone
it should be a cameo appearance of a tumblr user
getting killed by whoever they fangirl over
does that make sense to anyone but me??
Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch ➝ The Biggest Goob on the Planet
It’s the best place ever. I could live there. :)
I want to play hide and seek in that damn place
i thought you guys were talking about benedict’s crotch for a sec