• mom: when's Sherlock season 3 coming out?
• me: I don't know. The fans of the show are going really crazy waiting for it. And they were already really crazy.
• mom: they're not crazy- they're high functioning sociopaths do your research.

guillamsgirl:

If you ever feel you’re an untalented piece of nothing, just remember you cut tomatoes better than Benedict Cumberbatch.

bennyscrotch:

If I ever meet Benedict, I’ve decided I would serenade him with a set of lyrics.

Which ones though?

I’m your biggest fan
I’ll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Promise I’ll be kind
But I won’t stop
Until that boy is mine

OR

I don’t really care where you live at
Just turn around, boy, let me hit that
Don’t be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick’s at 

nicoception:

mythireandfire:

bluekulele:

sofilledwithfeeling:

I’m sorry.

Sorry this took so long, lolololol

There’s also this version:

/dying whale noise

choking

how am i alive

The Gentlemen’s Club

my idea for this is:

if someone actually writes that fic

each chapter when they kill someone

it should be a cameo appearance of a tumblr user

getting killed by whoever they fangirl over

does that make sense to anyone but me??

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch ➝ The Biggest Goob on the Planet

shercock-block:

captain-spaulding1000:

bennyscrotch replied to your post: bennyscrotch

It’s the best place ever. I could live there. :)

I want to play hide and seek in that damn place

i thought you guys were talking about benedict’s crotch for a sec