I FEEL GUILTY GOING THROUGH THE MICHAEL FASSBENDER TAG IT FEELS LIKE I’M FACEBOOK STALKING MY EX-BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING ?!!??

MEANWHILE a few months ago a dfferent local grocery store had gummy crocodiles and gummy sharks right next to eachother!
they were shipping sharkodile (me x michael fassbender)
I wonder if these grocery stores have ship wars over me
well looks like the news is out so there’s no need to hide it anymore.
Fassbender’s not dating Nicole because he’s dating…. me.

I found these TOGETHER at the grocery store the other day. The grocery store knows. they know that sharkodile is canon…

well this obviously gets filed under “reasons crocodilepatronus and michael fassbender make an excellent couple”

He’s figured it out.
she wants the h
i want to wear Michael Fassbender’s leather jackets
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED.
what I asked for Michael to hand-craft me was to make me Ritz crackers from scratch but he couldn’t pull that off
gee mah man’s such a scrub
can’t dump him tho
dick too bomb

FASS BELTS OUT SOME GUNS N’ ROSES DURING NIGHT OUT WITH LIAM CUNNINGHAM IN DUBLIN
A few inconsistencies in the gossip piece as in all likelihood he’s in Dublin for pre-production on ‘Frank’.Click image to enlarge obviously.
Michael Fassbender and I like a lot of the same music and karaoke choices we should be together obviously